I read in a bbc article that Keralans have the highest consumption of booze in India. The sale of alcohol is a strictly controlled state monopoly. But the state alcohol shops are open long hours 7 days a week. There is always a queue outside. I have also seen quite a few "toddy huts" on my travels. Toddy is the local homemade tipple. It is fermented coconut sap. They tap the tree trunk near the top and put a little pot to collect the sap. In the early evening, they climb the tree to collect it. I don't think I shall bother trying it.
Most of the restaurants along the beach have no licence to serve alcohol, but of course they all do. I had my first dinner out this trip at at restaurant proudly calling itself "Kingfisher seafood corner" or something like that. Kingfisher is the vast Indian brewery/airline company. As I went in, the waiter pointed up to his sign and smiled. "Kingfisher" he said. "I don't drink" said I, and not a single bolt came from the sky to smite me. I meant, "I don't drink when I am on holiday in India" but that is just too many words. As I took my seat he muttered "white wine" in the same tone as those illegal money changers who accosted tourists in Prague back in the early 90's. "I'll have a ginger lime soda please," I answered primly.
Love it - one step short of a speakeasy!! Could you not sneak a tip at one of those bronzed bendy-toys and knock her over at yoga?
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